DemonFightingLlama

Alfred looked at his watch and instantly jumped out of bed. Today was the day in which you two had a date at the cinema. He scrambled around looking on the floor for something decent to wear. He found a superman top that he was very fond of and quickly put it on. Next, he found a pair of old jeans that seemed clean enough and pulled it over his superman boxers. He grabbed his glasses from his bedside table and walked into the bathroom. He pulled his brush through his hair but his flick still never went down. As he brushed his teeth, he played "Party in the U.S.A" in the background and was swaying his hips in the rhythm with it.  He glance

Sasha held the potato firmly in her hands and stared down at it. This was it, she was truly in love and there was no doubt about it. Sasha held the potato close to her face and whispered softly "I have...I have always loved you potato". The potato continued staring at her face with no expression at all, it was after all a potato. "So that declares it, its a date!" Sasha announced happily. Warmth spread about her body and she felt truly happy. This was love. Sasha stood infront of her mirror, holding up 5 pairs of t-shirts at once. Usually, Sasha really didn't care about things like these but today was not a normal today. "Today I'm goi